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This Is Why I'm High organizes factual claims, structured attributes, and source records found through public research.
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Alley Oop lists the highest THC, at 22.5%.
Every profile reports euphoric, relaxed and uplifted.
Every profile leads with Myrcene.
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BalancedThis Is Why I'm High Research Profile
Alley Oop is a balanced 50/50 hybrid carrying a documented dual lineage — either Ala-Mode × Gary Poppins or Dark Star × Crem dela Crem, depending on the breeder. Expect a sweet, vanilla-diesel flavor profile, a Myrcene-forward terpene base, and an effect set spanning euphoric, relaxed, uplifted, creative, and talkative. With THC reported between 18-27%, it's a flexible, common hybrid suited to creative work, socializing, or unwinding after a stressful day.
Indica-DomThis Is Why I'm High Research Profile
Blueberry is a legendary indica-dominant strain (80/20) bred by DJ Short in the 1970s, crossing Afghani Indica with Thai and Oaxacan Sativa genetics. Known for its sweet berry aroma, myrcene-driven relaxation, and euphoric, happy effects, it's a two-time High Times Cannabis Cup winner. Expect a mellow, creative onset that eases into deep body relaxation — ideal for evening wind-down, stress relief, and sleep preparation.
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