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Cheese Quake lists the highest THC, at 25%.
Every profile reports relaxed, euphoric and uplifted.
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BalancedThis Is Why I'm High Research Profile
Cheese Quake is a balanced 50/50 hybrid from Subcool's The Dank, crossing the pungent UK Cheese with grape-sweet Querkle. With THC ranging 15-35% and notable CBD content (1-10%), it delivers cerebral euphoria paired with soothing body relaxation. The complex aroma blends funky cheese, sweet berries, and earthy musk, while flavors showcase tangy cheese, grape, and tea notes. Effects promote creativity, focus, and stress relief before transitioning to gentle relaxation. Ideal for social activities, creative work, or evening unwinding, this strain offers therapeutic potential for anxiety, pain, and insomnia without overwhelming intensity.
BalancedThis Is Why I'm High Research Profile
Gelato #33, also known as Larry Bird, is a 55/45 hybrid cross of Sunset Sherbet and Thin Mint GSC bred by Cookie Family Genetics. With THC in the 20-26% range and a caryophyllene-limonene terpene backbone, it delivers sweet berry-citrus flavor alongside euphoric, uplifted, and relaxed effects — a versatile, award-winning strain equally suited to socializing, creative work, and evening wind-down.
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