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This Is Why I'm High organizes factual claims, structured attributes, and source records found through public research.
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Research profiles describe public information, not a specific product, batch or guaranteed experience.
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Funky Cold Medina lists the highest THC, at 27.5%.
Every profile reports euphoric, uplifted and relaxed.
Every profile leads with Myrcene.
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BalancedThis Is Why I'm High Research Profile
Funky Cold Medina (FCM) is a balanced 50/50 hybrid from Ethos Genetics, crossing Chem 91 Sk Va with Tahoe OG. With a rare Type II chemovar profile packing 25-30% THC alongside 14.3% CBD, it delivers uplifted, euphoric, and creative energy balanced by calm relaxation. Diesel, citrus, and earthy pine notes dominate the aroma, making it a versatile pick for stress relief, creative work, or easing physical discomfort any time of day.
Indica-DomThis Is Why I'm High Research Profile
Headband is a balanced 60/40 hybrid born from OG Kush and Sour Diesel, delivering pungent diesel-citrus aromas and a signature forehead-pressure high. Expect relaxed euphoria paired with creative focus and uplifted energy. With THC reaching up to 27%, this 2000s classic — a High Times Cannabis Cup winner — remains a widely available favorite for both daytime productivity and evening unwinding.
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