Podcasts & Audiobooks

Berries & Crème is a perfectly balanced 50/50 hybrid from Certified Portland that combines Grease Monkey and Shishkaberry genetics. With 16-28% THC and a rich terpene profile dominated by myrcene, caryophyllene, and limonene, this strain delivers an intoxicating strawberry-vanilla flavor experience. Effects include uplifting euphoria, creative focus, and relaxing body calm without sedation, making it versatile for stress relief, pain management, and mood enhancement throughout the day.

Channel 2 is a balanced hybrid descended from the award-winning Channel+ (Big Bud × Skunk #1), distinguished by its therapeutic Type II cannabinoid profile featuring 3-22% THC and up to 10% CBD. This Myrcene-dominant strain delivers a functional, clear-headed experience combining gentle euphoria with soothing body relaxation. With sweet citrus and herbal flavors underscored by classic skunk aromatics, Channel 2 provides pain relief, stress reduction, and mental clarity without overwhelming psychoactivity—making it ideal for wellness-focused consumers seeking balanced, all-day relief.

Elektra is a balanced high-CBD hybrid (12-25.3% CBD, <1% THC) bred by Oregon CBD from Early Resin Berry and ACDC genetics. This award-winning strain delivers therapeutic relief without intoxication, featuring a sophisticated citrus-pine-chocolate aroma driven by myrcene and caryophyllene. Users experience deep relaxation paired with mental clarity, focus, and energy—perfect for managing anxiety, pain, and inflammation while staying productive and present throughout your day.

Zkittlez is an indica-dominant hybrid (70/30) famous for tasting exactly like its candy namesake — sweet grape, tropical fruit, and tangy citrus wrapped in an earthy finish. With caryophyllene and linalool leading its terpene profile, it delivers relaxed, happy euphoria that can turn creative or sleepy depending on dose. A multi-Cannabis-Cup winner, it's a well-rounded evening choice for stress relief, social settings, or winding down.

Gary Payton is a balanced 50/50 hybrid from Powerzzzup Genetics and Cookies, crossing Snowman with The Y. Expect diesel, citrus, and spicy aromas backed by myrcene and caryophyllene, delivering a focused, uplifted, and creative high that settles into relaxed euphoria. THC can reach up to 30%, and the strain's hash form has taken home Errl Cup and Emerald Cup honors — a versatile pick for social, creative, or wind-down moments.

Animal Face is an award-winning hybrid (60% Sativa/40% Indica) from Seed Junky Genetics, crossing Face Off OG with Animal Mints. Expect a minty-diesel-citrus terpene profile driven by Myrcene, Limonene, and Caryophyllene, with effects that move from euphoric and creative to deeply relaxed and sleepy. With THC reaching up to 30% and multiple Emerald Cup and High Times Cannabis Cup wins, it's a craft favorite for evening stress relief, pain management, and unwinding after a long day.

WiFi OG (White Fire OG) is a potent hybrid from Fire OG × The White, bred by OG Raskal. Expect a citrus-diesel aroma from its limonene-dominant terpene profile, paired with an uplifted, focused, and euphoric high that eases into gentle body relaxation. With THC up to 28%, it's a versatile choice for creativity, socializing, and stress relief.

Cannatonic is a balanced 50/50 hybrid bred by Resin Seeds from MK Ultra and G13 Haze, famous for pioneering high-CBD, low-THC genetics. Expect a relaxed, clear-headed, and functional high paired with earthy, citrus, and pine flavors. Its myrcene-driven terpene profile supports calm focus rather than heavy sedation, making it a go-to choice for daytime stress relief, mild pain management, and productive relaxation without overwhelming psychoactivity.

Harlequin is a sativa-dominant hybrid (75/25) prized for its rare balance of CBD and THC. Bred from Colombian Gold, Thai, Swiss Sativa, and Nepali Indica landraces, it delivers relaxed, focused, and uplifted effects without heavy sedation. Earthy, tropical, and citrus flavors pair with a functional, clear-headed high, making Harlequin a favorite for daytime relief, creative work, and social activities among both medical and recreational users seeking calm without the couch-lock.

Baby Yoda (aka Grogu) is an indica-dominant hybrid from Compound Genetics, crossing Khalifa Kush with The Menthol. With 18-30% THC and a myrcene-rich terpene profile, it delivers euphoric mental clarity followed by deep physical relaxation. The flavor combines earthy pine, sweet diesel, and refreshing menthol notes. Perfect for evening stress relief, creative projects, and sleep support, Baby Yoda balances uplifting cerebral effects with calming body sensations, making it a versatile choice for experienced users seeking both mental and physical relief.

Horchata is a 65% indica-leaning hybrid from Compound Genetics, born from the union of Jet Fuel Gelato and Mochi Gelato. With THC reaching up to 28%, it delivers a creamy, cinnamon-vanilla flavor profile that mirrors its namesake beverage. Expect euphoric uplift, creative focus, and melting body relaxation — making it the ultimate dessert strain for evening wind-downs and social creativity sessions.

Wedding Crasher is a sativa-leaning hybrid from Symbiotic Genetics, crossing Wedding Cake with Purple Punch in 2017. Expect sweet grape and berry up front, creamy vanilla in the middle, and earthy diesel on the exhale. Caryophyllene leads a rich 1.58% terpene profile alongside bright limonene, producing euphoric, talkative, uplifted effects with retained focus and a warm body ease underneath. THC commonly lands in the low-to-mid 20s. A decorated Cannabis Cup and Emerald Cup winner, it's a go-to for social daytime sessions.

Cheetah Piss is a 50/50 hybrid from Cookies Fam, crossing Lemonnade and Gelato 42. Known for its loud citrus-diesel funk and limonene-forward terpene profile, it delivers a balanced high—euphoric, focused, and creative up top with mellow relaxation underneath. A 2023 High Times Cannabis Cup award-winner, it's a versatile pick for social sessions, creative work, or daytime stress relief without heavy sedation.

White Fire OG (WiFi OG) is a 60/40 hybrid from OG Raskal Genetics, crossing Fire OG with The White. Expect citrus-diesel aroma, myrcene-forward terpenes, and a balanced high that's uplifted, euphoric, and creative before easing into relaxation. THC can reach 30%, making it a favorite for stress relief, pain management, and creative sessions among experienced consumers.

Pancakes is a sweet, dessert-leaning hybrid (60% indica/40% sativa) from Cookies and Seed Junkie Genetics, crossing London Pound Cake #75 with Kush Mints #11. Expect a caryophyllene-and-limonene-driven profile of sweet, earthy, berry, and citrus notes, paired with euphoric, uplifted effects that mellow into relaxed, sleepy comfort. THC ranges widely (17–28%), making it a flexible, anytime strain for creativity, socializing, and unwinding.

Harle-Tsu is a CBD-dominant hybrid (60% Indica/40% Sativa) bred from Harlequin and Sour Tsunami, boasting a CBD-to-THC ratio as high as 20:1. Earthy, piney, and citrus-forward, it delivers relaxed, focused, and mildly euphoric effects without heavy intoxication. A multiple Emerald Cup CBD-flower award winner, it's a go-to choice for daytime relief, stress management, and clear-headed calm.

3 Pac is a sativa-dominant hybrid (Fire OG x Georgia Pine) bred by Swamp Boys Seeds, known for its piney, fruity aroma and a THC range that can swing from 18% up to 32%. Expect a focused, uplifted, and euphoric head-space paired with genuine body relaxation — making it a solid pick for creative evenings, stress relief, and social hangouts alike.

420 is a balanced hybrid bred by Vancouver Island Seed Company from Burmese and Fucking Incredible genetics. Expect a citrusy, earthy, pine-forward aroma driven by limonene, paired with effects that swing from uplifted and creative to calm and relaxed — a true anytime strain for social moments or quiet unwinding.

A Cup-recognized sativa crossing Sweet Tooth #3 with the famously heavy Chemo, 420 Kush runs 16–22% THC over a limonene-dominant terpene profile with unusually high linalool. Expect bright lemon-citrus aroma with pungent chemical depth, and a flavor of berry, honey, orange, and spice. Effects open euphoric, focused, and talkative before settling into relaxation and, at higher doses, real sleepiness. Best suited to evening conversation, creative work, and wind-down.

814 Fireworks is a balanced 50/50 hybrid from Cresco Labs, crossing MAC and Gelato #7. Expect an uplifting, euphoric, and creative high paired with citrus-diesel flavors and a relaxed undertone. With THC reaching up to 32%, it's a potent daytime companion perfect for social activities, creative work, and focus-driven tasks.

A1 is a balanced 50/50 hybrid rooted in legendary Afghani genetics, delivering a harmonious blend of cerebral euphoria and full-body relaxation. With THC reaching up to 26% and a rich terpene profile led by myrcene, caryophyllene, and limonene, A1 offers earthy, citrus-spiced flavors and effects that are simultaneously uplifting, creative, and physically soothing — making it a genuinely versatile choice for any time of day.

Acai Berry Gelato is a sativa-dominant hybrid (70/30) bred by Sherbinski from Thin Mint Cookies and Sunset Sherbet. It delivers a tropical burst of berry, citrus, and creamy sweetness alongside euphoric, creative, and uplifting effects. With THC ranging from 15-32%, this versatile strain is ideal for social settings, creative pursuits, and afternoon pick-me-ups — a true dessert strain with serious character.

Afternoon Delight #4 is a 50/50 balanced hybrid from RYTHM, crossing GMO (Garlic Cookies) with Trophy Wife. Limonene-dominant at 0.74% with nearly co-dominant caryophyllene, it delivers euphoric, focused, uplifted effects backed by real body relaxation. Expect diesel, garlic, and earthy funk giving way to citrus and sweet spice on the exhale. THC ranges widely from 20% to nearly 34%, so batch matters. An afternoon strain in the truest sense — bright enough for creative work and conversation, grounded enough to unwind into.

Alcoholic Alligator is a 50/50 hybrid from Iced Out Genetics with genetics tracing to Swamp Thing, Wedding Cake, OG Kush, and Papaya. Myrcene-dominant with citrus, tropical, and diesel notes, it delivers an energetic, giggly, euphoric head high that mellows into deep body relaxation. THC ranges widely from 15-31%, making it a potent evening choice for stress relief and unwinding.

Aliens On Moonshine is an 80/20 indica-dominant hybrid from Sin City Seeds, crossing Sour Alien with White Moonshine. Myrcene-heavy (15.52%) with supporting pinene and limonene, it delivers a relaxed, euphoric, sleepy body-high wrapped in sweet, fruity, citrus-pine flavor. A solid nighttime companion for winding down, easing stress, and drifting toward sleep.

Amethyst is a 70/30 Indica-dominant hybrid built on murky but grape-rich genetics (Sage N Sour × Granddaddy Purple, among other lineages). Myrcene and Caryophyllene drive a relaxed, euphoric body feel, while Limonene and Pinene keep the head happy and creative. Sweet grape and berry flavors dominate. Best reserved for evening use, it's a flexible pick for winding down, socializing, or easing into sleep.

Amnesia OG (aka "Where's My Bike") is a sativa-dominant hybrid (60-70% sativa) blending Amnesia Haze's cerebral energy with OG Kush's relaxing depth. Bred by Karma Genetics, this strain delivers uplifting euphoria, enhanced focus, and creative energy while maintaining gentle body relaxation. With dominant limonene, caryophyllene, and myrcene terpenes, you'll experience bright citrus aromas with diesel-pine undertones and a complex flavor journey from sweet lemon to spicy incense. Testing 16-26% THC, Amnesia OG works beautifully for daytime use—perfect for creative projects, social engagement, or stress relief without sedation.

A M S is a 60/40 indica-leaning hybrid from Green House Seeds, born from Swiss Sativa and Swiss Indica genetics. Known for its mold-resistant heritage, it delivers a citrus-earthy aroma, a euphoric and focused onset, and a relaxed, happy finish — making it a versatile choice for social moments, creative work, or unwinding after a long day.

Angelica is an 80% indica-dominant hybrid from Bodhi Seeds, crossing Hell's OG with '88 G13 Hash Plant. Expect a diesel-lemon nose, caryophyllene-driven spice, and an effect arc that opens euphoric and uplifted before settling into deep relaxation and sleepiness. THC ranges widely (11-26%), making it a versatile evening strain for stress relief and winding down.

Anonymass is an indica-dominant autoflower (70-80% indica) blending Monster Mass and Big Bud Auto genetics. Expect a myrcene-rich profile with citrus, vanilla, and earthy pine notes, delivering euphoric, focused energy that mellows into relaxed, sleepy comfort — a versatile strain for daytime motivation or evening unwinding.

Apple Cake is a perfectly balanced 50/50 hybrid from Seed Supreme, crossing Animal Cookies, Sunset Sherbet, and Sour Apple into a dessert-forward experience you won't forget. With THC reaching up to 32%, it delivers euphoric uplift, creative focus, and gentle body relaxation, all wrapped in an irresistible aroma of sweet apple, vanilla, cinnamon, and citrus spice. Versatile enough for any time of day.

Apple Jack is a well-balanced hybrid created by crossing Jack Herer and White Widow, delivering a perfect blend of uplifting cerebral energy and gentle body ease. With THC ranging 17–24% and a rich terpene profile featuring terpinolene, myrcene, and caryophyllene, it offers a sweet apple aroma, creative focus, and mood-lifting euphoria — making it an excellent choice for creative work, socializing, or daytime relaxation.

Apples to Apples (A2A) is a potent 80/20 sativa-dominant hybrid born from Sour Apple × Animal Cookies. Pushing 30–31% THC, it delivers sharp mental clarity, creative motivation, and sociable euphoria alongside complex flavors of tart apple, creamy nuttiness, and spicy citrus. A powerhouse morning strain for experienced consumers who want to get things done — and actually enjoy doing them.

Apricot is a citrus-forward hybrid blending Orange/Tangie and Kush/OG or Skunk/Afghan genetics into a sweet, stone-fruit flavored experience. With THC ranging 15-26% and a Limonene-Myrcene terpene lead, it delivers relaxed, euphoric, and creatively uplifting effects perfect for social settings, stress relief, or unwinding after a long day.

Astral Works is a balanced hybrid cross of Harle-Tsu and Tangerine Haze bred by SoHum Seeds, prized for its near 2:1 CBD:THC ratio. Expect relaxed, uplifted, and focused effects paired with floral, citrus, and tropical mango flavors. Its gentle, terpinolene-driven profile makes it a favorite for daytime stress relief, meditation, and focused creative work without heavy psychoactive intensity.

Azure Haze is an indica-dominant hybrid (80/20) created by legendary breeder DJ Short, crossing Blueberry with Super Silver Haze. This award-winning strain offers a unique balance of uplifting cerebral effects and deep physical relaxation, with THC levels ranging 15-24%. Its complex terpene profile delivers sweet blueberry and citrus flavors with earthy, spicy undertones. Users experience initial euphoria and creative focus that gradually transitions into comfortable body relaxation, making it versatile for both daytime functionality and evening unwinding. The strain may help with pain, depression, stress, and sleep issues while maintaining mental clarity.

Banana Split is a 60/40 sativa-dominant hybrid from Crockett Farms, crossing the citrus-electric Tangie with creamy Banana Sherbert. Dominated by terpinolene at 0.27%, it delivers a tropical, banana-kissed aroma and flavor profile alongside euphoric, focused, and creatively energizing effects. With multiple competition wins and a dessert-worthy taste, this is the ideal morning or daytime strain for creative minds and social adventurers.

Banana Sundae is a 70/30 sativa-dominant hybrid from Cannarado Genetics, crossing Banana OG with Sundae Driver. Expect a sweet, tropical, banana-dessert flavor profile backed by Myrcene, Limonene, and Caryophyllene. Effects lean euphoric, uplifted, and creative with a relaxed undertone — a solid daytime pick for focus, creativity, and easing everyday stress without heavy sedation.

Bango is a sativa-dominant hybrid (70/30) crossing White Fire Alien OG with Mango Kush, bred by Pacific NW Roots. Expect a Limonene-driven citrus-and-mango flavor profile with uplifted, talkative, creative effects that mellow into relaxed euphoria. THC runs 14-22%, making it flexible for socializing, creative projects, or easing into an evening wind-down. A tropical-tasting hybrid that works well across most times of day.

Bay 11 is a sativa-dominant strain created by legendary breeder Ken Estes that captured Best Sativa at the 2011 High Times Cannabis Cup. With 17-25% THC and a complex terpene profile led by myrcene, pinene, and limonene, this Appalachia descendant delivers energetic focus, creative clarity, and uplifting euphoria. The flavor profile combines sweet citrus, fresh pine, and earthy undertones, while effects promote mental sharpness, productivity, and social engagement without overwhelming intensity—perfect for daytime activities and creative pursuits.

Blackberry Lemonade is an indica-dominant hybrid (60/40) from H.B.K. Genetics, celebrated for its vibrant blackberry and lemon flavor profile. Driven by a myrcene-limonene terpene duo, it delivers uplifting euphoria, creative focus, and gentle body relaxation — making it an ideal anytime strain for creative pursuits, social occasions, and stress relief. THC ranges from 14–30% across batches.

Black Jack is a 50/50 hybrid from Sweet Seeds, crossing Black Domina with Jack Herer. Dominated by uplifting Terpinolene, it delivers a versatile mix of euphoric, focused, creative, and relaxed effects wrapped in pine, citrus, and spicy flavors. A decorated competition strain with over a decade of cup wins, Black Jack suits nearly any time of day and appeals to users seeking balance between clear-headed energy and physical ease.

Blissful Wizard is an award-winning 50/50 hybrid from The Captain's Connection, crossing Captain's Cookies with Girl Scout Cookies. With THC levels reaching 20-34%, this 2015 SoCal Cannabis Cup champion delivers a perfectly balanced experience combining cerebral euphoria with gentle physical relaxation. Its captivating lemon-lime-cream flavor profile and versatile effects make it ideal for social gatherings, creative projects, and stress relief. The strain's rich terpene profile promotes both mental clarity and mood elevation while providing potential therapeutic benefits.

Blueberry Bomb is an indica-dominant hybrid (55/45) that combines legendary Blueberry genetics with robust Afghani heritage. This strain delivers a complex experience: initial cerebral euphoria and creative focus transition into deep full-body relaxation and tranquility. With THC levels ranging from 12-27% and a terpene profile dominated by pinene, myrcene, and linalool, you'll enjoy intense blueberry-citrus flavors with spicy, earthy undertones. Perfect for evening relaxation, stress relief, and sleep support, Blueberry Bomb offers therapeutic benefits for both mental wellness and physical discomfort while maintaining enough clarity for creative activities or social situations.

Blueberry Essence is a perfectly balanced 50/50 hybrid from Holy Smoke Seeds that combines legendary genetics including Blueberry, Northern Lights, and Big Bud. With 19-25% THC and notable CBD content (Type II chemovar), this Emerald Cup 2017 winner delivers euphoric mental clarity paired with soothing body relaxation. The strain features an intoxicating aroma of sweet blueberries, vanilla, and herbal spice, while the flavor profile showcases fruit punch, buttery notes, and earthy undertones. Ideal for stress relief, creative work, and pain management, Blueberry Essence offers versatile effects that transition beautifully from uplifting focus to calming relaxation.

Blueberry Punch is a berry-sweet hybrid (60% Sativa/40% Indica) crossing Blueberry and Romulan genetics from Next Generation Seed Company. It delivers an uplifting, giggly, creative head high that mellows into gentle body relaxation. With THC ranging from 14-26% and a Myrcene-Terpinolene terpene profile, it's prized for its fruity flavor and balanced, sociable effects — a 2014 Karma Cup hybrid category winner.

Blue J is a 70% Sativa-dominant hybrid bred by Geek Farms, blending Blueberry and Jack Herer genetics (with alternate Jillybean x Oregon Blue lineage) for a berry-citrus flavor bomb. Myrcene-rich and THC-forward (15-26%), it delivers an uplifted, creative, and focused high with a relaxed undercurrent — ideal for daytime productivity and social moments.

Blue Lights combines legendary Blueberry and Northern Lights genetics into a 70/30 indica-dominant hybrid that delivers sweet berry flavors and profound relaxation. With 18-27% THC and myrcene-dominant terpenes, this Cannabis Cup winner offers euphoric mental uplift that gradually transitions into deep physical calm. Perfect for evening use, it excels at melting stress and pain while maintaining creative engagement before guiding you into restful sleep.

Blue Magic is a sativa-dominant hybrid celebrated for its enchanting blueberry-citrus aroma, euphoric cerebral lift, and creative focus. Bred from multiple legendary lineages including Blue Dream and Headband genetics, it delivers uplifting mood elevation paired with gentle body relaxation — making it a versatile, any-time strain beloved by creative souls and wellness seekers alike.

Blue Raspberry — aka Blue Razz — is a 60/40 indica-dominant hybrid born from Blueberry, Haze, and Raspberry Kush. It delivers a wave of sweet berry euphoria followed by creative focus and gentle body relaxation. With THC ranging 12–26% and a rich terpene profile led by Myrcene and Limonene, it's a crowd-pleasing, anytime hybrid that tastes as good as it feels.